MY THOUGHTS
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shitshilarious:

he was never seen or heard from again

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

(via basedmariotho)

trap-g0ddess:

Dis is me
Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction

(via hotelceilings)

perfect:

Why do I like someone who doesn’t even give me the time of day

thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" [begins to scream and die a bit inside] [pauses to appreciate that iambic pentameter]

(via beautifulbluestars)

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats. -Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via moaka)

(Source: fawnbabe, via nastyboykd)



natnovna:

drake just wrote his whole next album sitting in that chair 

(via hotelceilings)